But I would like that on the side

Conversation with D after watching a show with a very high maintenance woman on it (read princess) ~

Me: I am glad that I am not high maintenance, aren't you?

D: Yup

Me: What do you want to do for dinner?

D: How about a Blimpies Sub?

Me: Sounds great!
D: What do you want?

Me: I want 6 inch sandwich from their hot menu, the roast beef, turkey, and cheddar, but I want it cold and with provolone instead of cheddar. I want it on Cheddar Jalepeno bread. I want mayo lightly on both pieces of bread, some mustard dribbled on, and a little pepper. I only want lettuce, tomato, and olives also. Make sure they do extra olives. Have them cut it in half too please. Thanks

D: (Laughing hysterically)

Me: What?