Bow Down Mister....

This week the "other Kim" asks us to name one religion besides our own that we respect and tell why.

Frankly, I respect every one's right to worship how they please so long as it does not involve injuring children, other people, or animals. Outside of that, worship (or don't) who, what, and how you want, but respect my right to do the same. And, don't ask me to change to your religion, thank you. So lets make this more fun...here are the religions and philosophies of shit~

AGNOSTICISM What is this shit?
ALTRUISM Want some shit?
AMISH Shit dost occur.
APATHISM I don't give a shit.
ATHEISM I don't believe this shit.
BA'HAI All shit is truly shit.
BUDDHISM Shit happens.
BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens because the Bible says so.
CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost?
CATHOLICISM If shit happens, you deserved it.
COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit.
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit happens."
CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.
DARWINISM We came up from shit.
DESCARTES I shit therefore I am.
DIANETICS Shit your way to a better life.
DOMINICANS Belive in shit, or we'll boil you in it.
GNOSTICISM Know shit.
HINDUISM This shit has happened before.
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
JUDAISM Why does shit always happen to US?
MENNONITE None of this modern shit now.
MORMONISM Shit's going to happen. Stockpile.
NIETSCHE If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not shit.
NIHILISM Everything is shit.
PAGANISM Shit happens. And is a part of nature.
PLATONISM There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
PROTESTANTISM Let shit happen to someone else.
RASTAFARIAN Shit happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me.
SHINTO Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
STALINISM The state treats you like shit.
TAOISM The shit that happens is not the true shit.
THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.
TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.......
TV-Evangelism you need our shit, but it'll cost you.
UNITARIANISM There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?